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blknight3
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 Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:47 am Post subject: SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM |
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SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's work boots, used, size 14-16. $2.00
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine. Magazine - $3.00
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine. $5.00
4. Leave a note on your door that reads: "Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim: I went for more shotgun shells and to pick my cheque up from the slaughterhouse. I should be back in an hour. Don't mess with the Pit Bulls -- don't know what got into
them, but they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house." Better wait out here on the porch. "Cooter"
PRICELESS!!!
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daripper
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LOL!!!!! got to try that next time I leave the house 
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drastija
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LOL
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headphonesman
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| Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:39 am Post subject: |
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brilliant !!!!!!!!!!
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Uinat
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| Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:42 am Post subject: |
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bwahahahahahahahaha
Priceless indeed... |
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