The History Of The Middle Finger

 
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PostPosted: Mon May 12, 2008 1:57 am    Post subject: The History Of The Middle Finger Reply with quote

Well, now......here's something I never knew before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends
in the hope that they, too, will feel edified. Isn't history more fun when you know something about it?

Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all
captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future. This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew").

Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the
defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew!

Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodental fricative F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute!

It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as "giving the bird."

IT IS STILL AN APPROPRIATE SALUTE TO THE FRENCH TODAY!

And yew thought yew knew every plucking thing!

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 5:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think you're yanking my chain.(But that's another story) Smile
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 3:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

SG1_Fan wrote:
I think you're yanking my chain.(But that's another story) Smile


I like this version best.....but as Max Haines used to say......Now for the rest of the story:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_finger
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 10:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did you made this up? Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 10:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL!!!! good one Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 10:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing LOL Laughing
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