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blknight3
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I love the last one 
(1) Good:
A Fremont , OH policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem. A twelve-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand-painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD'. The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' . . . and a bucket full of money. (And we kids used to just sell lemonade!)
(2) Better:
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Canton , OH . A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
(3) Absolute Best:
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Ohio State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, 'I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball.' He replied ' Ohio State Troopers don't have balls.' There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.......
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daripper
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| Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 11:27 am Post subject: |
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LOL!!! those were pretty good liked the last one best 
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kveits007
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Being from Ohio, I really liked the last one to.
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| Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 4:16 am Post subject: |
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I love these.. Also live in Ohio....
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| Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:51 pm Post subject: |
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ahahahahahahahah
The last one really is the best... |
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drastija
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LOL
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