Wisdom of Larry the Cable Guy

[daripper]

Wisdom of Larry the Cable Guy

1. A day without sunshine is...... like night.

2. On the other hand..... you have different fingers.

3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

6. He who laughs last..... thinks the slowest.

7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

8. The early bird may get the worm, but the
second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture
some people have.

10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a
bad memory.

11. Change is inevitable, except from vending
machines.

12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a
couple of payments.

13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis?
Raise my hand.

14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

15. When everything is coming your way, you're
in the wrong lane.

16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness
pays off now.

17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get
sucked into jet engines

19. What happens if you get scared half to
death, twice?

20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

21. Inside every older person is a younger person
wondering, 'What the heck happened?'

22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck,
we would all fall off.

23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates; it's more
like a jar of jalapeños. What you do today,
might burn your rear end tomorrow



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[Uinat]

This is GREAT! Loved it.

[fredo]

hehe, larry the cable guy rules
Gonna watch the blue collar dvd once more
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Better let people think ur a fool then open ur mouth and remove al doubt.

[sawtooth]

Very good list.

[drastija]

LOL
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[blknight3]

Words to live by
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