MY NEXT LIFE

 
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fatheralice
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:59 am    Post subject: MY NEXT LIFE Reply with quote

My Next Life

I want to live my next life backwards!

You start out dead and get that out of the way first.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting a nice big pensionension.

When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until soon you're too young to work.

So then, you go to college: play sports, date, drink, and party.

As you get even younger, you become a kid again.

You go to school, play, and have no responsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy.

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap.

Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Never thought of it that way but it is much more appealing. Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's way better then it really is... I want to live my life backwards too. Very Happy
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