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PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 2:47 pm    Post subject: Football Humour Reply with quote

The Texas State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas .
For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get
stopped a second time, they make you use them.


Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

A. The Dallas Cowboys


Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?

A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".


Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?

A. Put up a goal post.


Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?

A. A thief.


Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?

A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.


Q. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?

A. Nobody remembers and we will never find out!


Q. What do the Cowboys and a possums have in common?

A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 5:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thats pretty harsh....but deserved! Laughing Laughing Laughing
How about them Cardinals! They get to host the Eagles in the NFC title game next Sunday. Man, would I love to see them get to the big one. They are playing very good football right now and anything can happen. The Eagles are "bringing it" though too, should be a great game.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 5:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's been a wierd year. The wife is a huge Cowboys fan... and I like Romo .. in spite of the self detonation.

Who would have thought... Giants out. Panthers out. Indy out. Pats at 11-5 dind't get in. Be nice to see Warner go all the way, but I don't think they'll get past the next round. And I think the Bowl will be Steelers vs Eagles with Eagles coming out on top
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 4:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 8:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well I was wrong on who would make the Bowl game. I went with the stats... should have gome with feelings. it would benice to see Warner and the Cardinals win the whole thing.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 6:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

blknight3 wrote:
Well I was wrong on who would make the Bowl game. I went with the stats... should have gome with feelings. it would benice to see Warner and the Cardinals win the whole thing.


I'm keeping my fingers crossed.
Win or lose, I just really want to see a good game played by the Cardinals.
Of course I prefer they win. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 7:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just jope we don;t have another repeat of the last Steelers Super Bowl win... a non-existant touchdown. Can't wait till next weekend!!!
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 11:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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