Murphy's Lesser Known Laws

[blknight3]

Murphy's Lesser Known Laws

1. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

2. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

3. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

4. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it ... well, except that it should be for the other foot.

5. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time ... on a hill .. in the fog.

6. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.

7. A shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

8. Remember: When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

9. Flashlight (torch): A carrying case for dead batteries.
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[tkboxer]

Good stuff, that Murphy was a funny fellow.
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[daripper]

They were all very funny but my favorite ones are #6,#7,and #8
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[annarere1960]

very funny....lol........
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[sawtooth]

I enjoyed those.

[phil6580]

Lol.

[herk]

ahha, thanx. that was pretty good. especially the jury one.

[Uinat]

#3, #6 & #7 are my favorites.