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headphonesman
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 Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:56 am Post subject: The Chinese always know best- ! |
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While in China, a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.
Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having
seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to
return in two days for the results.
The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says: "I've got bad
news for you ---you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost
unheard of here. We know very little about it."
The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot or
something and fix me up, Doc."
The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis." The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion."
The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want but
surgery is your only choice. The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese
doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: "Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease." The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: "Stupid Amelican docta,
always want to opelate. Make more money that way. No need to opelate!" Oh, Thank God!" the man replies. "Yes," says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry!
Wait two weeks. Faw off by itself!"
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movienut50
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| oooh that hurts |
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flyers2thecup
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| Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 6:18 am Post subject: |
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| funny joke but your chinese stereotype is way off. it's the "L" they can't say....replacing it with an "R". |
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phil6580
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| Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 8:35 am Post subject: |
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Great punchline. Very funny. 
I think he got it right flyers replacing the Rs with L's. |
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flyers2thecup
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| Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:36 am Post subject: |
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I disagree...
"Deck the hars with bows of horry....fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra." - A Christmas Story.
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headphonesman
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| Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 10:23 am Post subject: |
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| Quote: | funny joke but your chinese stereotype is way off. it's the "L" they can't say....replacing it with an "R".
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Ah so sorry----- forgot to include in joke that this Chinese gentleman had a particular further speech impediment.
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flyers2thecup
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| Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 1:09 pm Post subject: |
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| ahhhh...now it all makes sense. |
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daripper
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Yikes!!!!! 
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annarere1960
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oooch.........
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herk
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| wait, you mean there is no cure for mongolian VD? I am screwed. ;p |
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Uinat
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| ooh, nasty.... |
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