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headphonesman
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 Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:45 am Post subject: Careful Phone at work |
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BUSINESS TRIP TO OTTAWA
Peter checked into a hotel on a business trip, recently, and was a bit lonely so he thought, "I'll get one of those girls you see advertised in the phone books under "Escorts and Massages."
He opened the phone book to an ad for a girl calling herself Erotique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves, in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up. You know the kind... So he is in his room and figures, what the hell, and he makes a call.
"Hello?" a woman answers .
"God she sounded s*xy!" Peter thinks.
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone from Toronto and what I really want is s*x. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night. Tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"
She says, "That sounds fantastic, Mr. Robinson. but for an outside line, you need to press 9."
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phil6580
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Whoops i wonder if she went to his room.  |
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LOL!!!!!! I bet he felt 
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annarere1960
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rofl....... 
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sawtooth
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| Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 11:58 pm Post subject: |
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| ROFLMAO |
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herk
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| Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 5:45 pm Post subject: |
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| hahaha. oops. |
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Uinat
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