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phil6580
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 Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 1:54 am Post subject: Weekend drinkers |
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An inebriated man, clearly enjoying his weekend off, walks into a bar, sits down and demands a drink.
"Get out," says the bartender. "I don't serve drunks here".
The drunken man, acknowledges this fact, and staggers out the front door, only to come back in through the side door. He sits at the bar, bangs his fist and demands a drink.
"I just told you to get out, didn't I? Now LEAVE!"
The drunk gets off his stool, stumbles out the side door and, comes back inside through the back door. Once again, he sits at the bar and loudly asks for a drink.
The bartender, now glowing mad, looks at the drunk and yells "I TOLD YOU, NO DRUNKS ALLOWED, NOW GET OUT!!!".
The drunk looks up at the bartender and slurs, "How many bars do you work at, anyway?" |
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tkboxer
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| Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 8:29 am Post subject: |
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Good one! 
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hehehehe LOL!!!! that was a good one
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spartanstew
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| Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 9:11 pm Post subject: |
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blknight3
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| Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:21 pm Post subject: |
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Sadly..... I think I have been there at one point in my life:(
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