How To Make A Woman Happy VS A Man

blknight3

HOW to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
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flyers2thecup · Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 11:02 am Post subject:

oldy but a goody! Smile

SG1_Fan · Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 11:11 am Post subject:

Thats what I was doing wrong I had it in reverse Laughing

daripper · Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 1:58 pm Post subject:

Yep sounds about right to me Laughing

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Anonymous · Guest

Sounds like my marriage...

kizo1 · Member Joined: 16 May 2005 Posts: 91 Location: Australia

phil6580 · Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 7:29 am Post subject:

Lol. Olden but golden. Laughing

fredo · Member Joined: 13 Oct 2005 Posts: 77 Location: Belgium

nice and ooo so true Smile

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herk · Exceptional Member Joined: 22 Apr 2005 Posts: 355

good one. I need to send this to my SO.

bobflemming · Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 2:26 pm Post subject:

can i add 3. bring beer

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
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blknight3 · Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 5:51 am Post subject:

tkboxer · Resident Artist Joined: 15 May 2005 Posts: 1610

That pretty much nails it.
And the two most important words that make a woman happy....Yes Dear.
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nightowl · Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:48 pm Post subject:

you nailed that one Smile

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sawtooth · Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 7:30 pm Post subject:

At last. You understand me. Laughing

annarere1960 · Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:41 am Post subject:

yes that says it all.......... Very Happy

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