sniffer dog

[kizo1]

Subject: sniffer dog


A man had just settled into his window seat on the plane when another

man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in

the middle seat Next to the man.


>The first man looks very quizzically at the dog and asks why the dog is

allowed on the plane. The second man explained that he is a DEA agent

and that the dog Is a sniffing dog. "His name is Sniffer, and he's the

best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne and I put him to

work."


The plane takes off, and once it has levelled out, the agent says: "Watch

this." He tells Sniffer to search. Sniffer jumps down, walks along the

aisle, and f inally sits very purposefully next to a woman for a several

seconds. Sniffer then returns to its seat and puts one paw on the

agent's arm. The agent says, "Good Boy," and he turns to the first man

and says: "That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a

note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we

land." "Say, that's pretty neat," replies the first man.


Once again, the agent sends Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffs

about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its seat,

and this time, he places TWO paws on the agent's arm. The agent says,

"Wow. That man is carrying cocaine, so, again, I'm making a note of his

seat number for the Police."


"I like it!" says the first man


The agent then told sniffer to search again. Sniffer walked up and down

the aisles for a little while, sat down for a moment, And then came

racing back to the agent, jumped into the middle seat and proceeded to

* all over the place.


The first man is really grossed out by this behaviour and can't figure

out

how or why a well-trained dog would act like that, so he asks the agent

"What's going on????"


The agent nervously replied, "He just found a bomb!"

[daripper]

hehehehe LOL!!! I'd probably do just like the dog did if I found a bomb
on the plane.
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[tkboxer]

Good one!
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[SG1_Fan]

Very funny

[annarere1960]

rofl...........that was really good.........
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[Anonymous]

LOL...poor dog

[arabian_knight]

Funny one thanks for sharing

[fatheralice]

lol

[Loenie]

hahaha very good

[Jolly Roger]

Great one there. LOL
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[kveits007]

good one
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