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headphonesman
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An Atheist was taking a walk through the woods.
What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals! he said to
himself. As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the
bushes behind him.
He turned to look and saw a 7 foot grizzly bear charge towards him. He ran as
fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear
was closing in on him.
He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. He tripped and
fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear right on
top of him reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.
At that instant the Atheist cried out to the Lord.
Time stopped, the Bear froze, the forest was silent. A Bright Light shone upon
the man, a Voice came out of the sky, "You deny my existence for all these
years, teach others I don't exist, and even credit creation to a cosmic
accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count
you as a believer?
The Atheist looked directly into the Light. It would be hypocritical of me to
suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps could you make the
Bear a Christian?"
"Very well," said the Voice.
The Light went out.
The sounds of the forest resumed. And then the bear dropped his right paw,
brought both paws together and bowed his head and spoke:
"Lord, bless this food which I am about to receive through Christ our Lord, Amen."
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LOL!!!! 
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drastija
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LOL
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spartanstew
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| Excellent. |
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phil6580
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fatheralice
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| Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 5:18 pm Post subject: |
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| nice one! |
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herk
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| an oldie, but still very funny. |
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nightowl
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liked that one
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ComputerDog
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Very Funny. Thanks for sharing.
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Anonymous
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I like it.
Good one |
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