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annarere1960 *Member
Joined: 07 May 2005 Posts: 1863 Location: United States
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 11:23 pm Post subject: Bored at Walmart |
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Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired, and Mrs. Fenton insists her husband go with her to Walmart, but he gets bored with all the shopping trips. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse.
Here's a letter sent to Mrs. Fenton from Walmart:
Dear Mrs. Fenton,
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from our property.
We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below.
Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in Walmart:
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, Code 3' in house wares..... And watched what happened.
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone.
9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.
10. November 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the “Mission Impossible" theme.
12. December 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
And last, but not least:
15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" _________________ The heaviest baggage for a traveler is an empty wallet.
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daripper *Resident Artist
Joined: 25 Apr 2005 Posts: 3144 Location: TN. USA
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 11:40 pm Post subject: |
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LOL!!!! he really must have been bored _________________ Site Moderator
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kveits007 Lifetime Member
Joined: 23 Sep 2005 Posts: 342 Location: Ohio
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 7:14 am Post subject: |
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Thats funny, I can see some one doing that at a Wal Mart _________________ Ken |
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tkboxer Resident Artist
Joined: 15 May 2005 Posts: 1610
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 11:31 am Post subject: |
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LMAO... I'm going to have to try some of those! _________________ No matter how many times you try...you can't clone the dirt off your screen. |
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phil6580 Donator
Joined: 04 May 2005 Posts: 1004 Location: Tyneside UK
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:20 am Post subject: |
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LMAO. Thats bloody fantastic. |
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drastija Exceptional Member
Joined: 13 Nov 2006 Posts: 955 Location: Osijek, Croatia
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 11:07 am Post subject: |
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LOL _________________ "Once you have flown, you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward,
for there you have been, there you long to return."
Leonardo da Vinci |
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fatheralice Donator
Joined: 03 Oct 2005 Posts: 320 Location: uk
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:53 pm Post subject: |
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Those are great - I must try some of them |
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SG1_Fan Donator
Joined: 03 May 2005 Posts: 282 Location: United States Pennsylvania
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:07 am Post subject: |
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Very funny,printing out now to go to work with me Thanks |
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spartanstew Valued Member
Joined: 21 Feb 2006 Posts: 182
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:46 pm Post subject: |
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I'll definately do the last one sometime. |
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herk Exceptional Member
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 5:30 pm Post subject: |
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hahahah that was great. |
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nightowl Limited Membership
Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 1976 Location: canada
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Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 4:24 pm Post subject: |
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good one anna _________________
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 9:43 pm Post subject: |
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Those are great. |
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