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1Bullet Artist
Joined: 22 Apr 2005 Posts: 265
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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:38 pm Post subject: A Trip to A Dental Surgeon |
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A man went to the dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled.
The dentist pulled out a freezing needle to numb the area."No way! No needles! I hate needles!" the patient shouted.
The dentist started to hook up the laughing gas and the man again objected.
"I can't do the gas thing! The thought of having a gas mask on is
suffocating to me!"
The dentist then asked if the man had any objection to taking a pill.
"No," the patient said, "I am fine with pills."
The dentist said, "Here is a Viagra tablet."
The patient replied: "Wow! I didn't know Viagra works as a pain pill!"
"It doesn't," said the dentist, "but it will give you something to hold onto when I pull out your tooth." |
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daripper *Resident Artist
Joined: 25 Apr 2005 Posts: 3144 Location: TN. USA
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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 9:01 pm Post subject: |
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LOL!!!!! good one _________________ Site Moderator
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Jolly Roger Exceptional Member
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 7:33 am Post subject: |
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Now thats one to forward on.
cheers _________________ In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
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kveits007 Lifetime Member
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 8:04 am Post subject: |
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good one _________________ Ken |
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drastija Exceptional Member
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 1:30 pm Post subject: |
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LOL _________________ "Once you have flown, you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward,
for there you have been, there you long to return."
Leonardo da Vinci |
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phil6580 Donator
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Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:13 am Post subject: |
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LMAO. |
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SG1_Fan Donator
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Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:40 am Post subject: |
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Great one ! |
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Uinat Exceptional Member
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hondaMC Donator
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 4:25 pm Post subject: |
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Good one |
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