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PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 12:31 pm    Post subject: Ed Zachary disease Reply with quote

Ed Zachary disease

A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date
or any sex for over 5 years.

She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek medical advice from the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr Chang.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr Chang said "OK, take off all your crose."

The woman did as she was told.

"Now get down and craw reery reery fass to odder side of room."

Again the woman did as she was instructed.

Dr. Chang then said "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."

As she did Dr. Chang shook his head slowly.

Your probrem vewy bad. You have Ed Zachary disease. Wurse case I ever see.

Dat why you not haf sex or dates."

The woman asked anxiously " Oh my God, Dr. Chang what is Ed Zachary disease?"

Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your a$$."
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lol I know a few people with the same problem. Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing good 1
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 4:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 4:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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