Redneck Man's pick up line

 
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blknight3
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 4:55 pm    Post subject: Redneck Man's pick up line Reply with quote

1) Did you f***?
cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.

6) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.

7) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."8

8 I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

9) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

10) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

11) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.

and.... the best for last!

12) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it my n*** tighten up.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 7:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heard some of those before but all still very funny. Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 3:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

good ones Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like #5.

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