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blknight3 Lifetime Member
Joined: 19 May 2005 Posts: 1254 Location: Canada
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 4:55 pm Post subject: Redneck Man's pick up line |
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1) Did you f***?
cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.
6) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.
7) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."8
8 I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
9) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
10) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
11) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.
and.... the best for last!
12) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it my n*** tighten up. _________________ For every person with a spark of genius, there are a hundred with ignition trouble. |
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phil6580 Donator
Joined: 04 May 2005 Posts: 1004 Location: Tyneside UK
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 7:06 am Post subject: |
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Heard some of those before but all still very funny. |
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daripper *Resident Artist
Joined: 25 Apr 2005 Posts: 3144 Location: TN. USA
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 3:21 pm Post subject: |
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valve Valued Member
Joined: 26 Apr 2005 Posts: 159
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:31 am Post subject: |
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I like #5.
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