Words Women Use

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WORDS WOMEN USE

FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.



FIVE MINUTES

If she is getting dressed this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.



NOTHING

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "Nothing" usually end in "Fine".



GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.



LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but it is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".



THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.



THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.



WHATEVER

It's a woman's way of saying }U@K YOU!



"What did you say?"

No, she's not hard of hearing. She's just giving you a chance to recant the stupid thing that just came out of your mouth and to either escalate the conflict by saying it louder (remember, you'll lose) or to come up with a clever substitute that sounds pretty close to it (like instead of saying, "That's why I hate you," you would say, "That's why I dated you"). WARNING: If you try to use "Nothing" as a response, she won't accept it.

[daripper]

Yep I've had women say all of them to me before
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[fatheralice]

They are so true!

[phil6580]

All so very true. Very funny tho.

[tkboxer]

Don't even want to go there....bad karma.
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[herk]

man, my SO will have a big laugh over this one. She used all those words at me b4.