level of maturity

[annarere1960]

This is being sent only to those whose level of maturity qualifies them to relate to it...


1975: Long hair

2007: Longing for hair



1975: KEG

2007: EKG



1975: Acid rock

2007 : Acid reflux



1975: Moving to California because it's cool

2007 : Moving to Arizona because it's warm



1975: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

2007 : Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor



1975: Seeds and stems

2007: Roughage



1975: Hoping for a BMW

2007: Hoping for a BM



1975: Going to a new, hip joint

2007 : Receiving a new hip joint



1975: Rolling Stones

2007 : Kidney Stones



1975: Being called into the principal's office

2007 : Calling the principal's office



1975: Screw the system

2007 : Upgrade the system



1975: Disco

2007 : Costco



1975: Parents begging you to get your hair cut

2007 : Children begging you to get their heads shaved



1975: Passing the drivers' test

2007 : Passing the vision test



1975: Whatever

2007 : Depends


Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things.

The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1987.

They are too young to remember the first space shuttle blowing up on liftoff.

Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.

The CD was introduced the year they were born.

They have always had an answering machine.

They have always had cable.

They cannot fathom not having a remote control.

Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.

Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.

They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.

They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.

They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.

They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane"..

They do not care who shot J. R. And have no idea who J. R. even is.

McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.

They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.

Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list. Notice the larger type, that's for those of you who have trouble reading...
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[daripper]

LOL!!!! all of those are true oh so true
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[drastija]

LOL!!! true...
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[kveits007]

Very true for the most part
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[spartanstew]

Thanks, now I feel old.


But I'm pretty sure I had CD's before 1987.

[phil6580]

Lol very funny. I'm not that old but can remember most of the last ones.

[SG1_Fan]

Born 1959, I seen the first Moon walk and it wasn't Michael Jackson,I bought a gallon of gas for my minibike and paid 25 cents. I could go on but you get the idea.