| View previous topic :: View next topic |
| Author |
Message |
headphonesman
Valued Member
Joined: 13 Oct 2005
Posts: 121
Location: UK
|
 Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 5:41 am Post subject: sorry, another terrible "groan" joke |
 |
|
CHICKEN AT A CHINESE RESTAURANT
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "Chicken Surprise". The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises
slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down. Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband. He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.
Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening and demands an explanation.
"Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?"
The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise."
You're going to love this....................
> > ><
> > ><
> > ><
> > ><
> > ><
> > ><
> > ><
> > ><
> > ><
> > ><
> > ><
> > ><
> > ><
> > ><
> > ><
> > ><
> > ><
> > ><
> > ><
> > ><
> > ><
> > ><
> > ><
> > ><
> > ><
> > ><
> > ><
> > ><
> > ><
> > ><
> > ><
> > ><
Ah... so sorry," says the waiter, "I bring you Peeking Duck"
_________________
....
.....
"You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me" |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
tkboxer
Resident Artist
Joined: 15 May 2005
Posts: 1610
|
| Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 6:00 am Post subject: |
|
|
 
_________________
No matter how many times you try...you can't clone the dirt off your screen. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
sawtooth
Exceptional Member
Joined: 27 Apr 2005
Posts: 874
Location: North Carolina
|
| Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 8:41 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
herk
Exceptional Member
Joined: 22 Apr 2005
Posts: 355
|
| Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 5:50 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| hahahah. that was bad. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
daripper
*Resident Artist
Joined: 25 Apr 2005
Posts: 3144
Location: TN. USA
|
| Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 5:59 pm Post subject: |
|
|
LOL!!!!
_________________
Site Moderator
---------------------------------------------------------------------
He who never asks the question will never know the answer.
My name is 0110010001100001011100100110100101110000011100000110010101110010 |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
phil6580
Donator
Joined: 04 May 2005
Posts: 1004
Location: Tyneside UK
|
| Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 5:55 am Post subject: |
|
|
| Lol. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
drastija
Exceptional Member
Joined: 13 Nov 2006
Posts: 955
Location: Osijek, Croatia
|
| Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 1:23 pm Post subject: |
|
|
LOL 
_________________
"Once you have flown, you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward,
for there you have been, there you long to return."
Leonardo da Vinci |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
fatheralice
Donator
Joined: 03 Oct 2005
Posts: 320
Location: uk
|
| Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 1:29 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| Bad but funny! - Thanks for sharing. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
