For People Who Work With The Public....

[blknight3]

For all of you out there who've had to deal with an irate customer, this one is for you. An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.

A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS." The agent replied, "I am sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but, I've got to help these folks first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out."

The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"

Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone, "May I have your attention please, " she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14."

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United agent, gritted his teeth and swore "F*** You!". Without flinching, she smiled and said, I'm sorry sir, you'll have to get in line for that too.
_________________
For every person with a spark of genius, there are a hundred with ignition trouble.

[daripper]

LOL!!!!! good one
_________________
Site Moderator
---------------------------------------------------------------------
He who never asks the question will never know the answer.
My name is 0110010001100001011100100110100101110000011100000110010101110010

[drastija]

LOL!!!
_________________
"Once you have flown, you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward,
for there you have been, there you long to return."
Leonardo da Vinci

[herk]

that was good. I hope it was true.

[annarere1960]

very funny ...i emailed it to my daughter
_________________
The heaviest baggage for a traveler is an empty wallet.

[Tristancol]

That's great

[fatheralice]

I would have liked to have been there to hear that!

[phil6580]

Lmao. That has to be the worst saying ever. Who that fook fo they think they are. Great comeback tho.

[Anonymous]

That would be cool if it were true. I'd have to buy that lady a drink.

[BigBalloon]

a smart lady
_________________
memory prophecy & fantasy the past the future & the dreamin moment r all 1 country livin 1 immortal day 2 no that is wisdom 2 use it is ART

[kat]

hahahahahha

[spartanstew]

Excellent

[Uinat]

Bloody marvelous.