wabbits

[SG1_Fan]

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the
sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do
you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that
he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft
and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her
knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my
python weally gives a thit."

[sawtooth]

[drastija]

Good
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[fatheralice]

Good one!

[daripper]

LOL!!! poor little bunny
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[annarere1960]

rofl
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[kizo1]

my kind of humour, loved it thnx for sharing.