the hair dryer

[nightowl]

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"
"Of course. What may I Do for you?"

"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my Mothers birthday. The dryer is unopened and well
over the Customs Limits; and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me?
Under your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."

"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

When they reached the Customs area, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked: "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you Have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father." "Next."
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[tkboxer]

Good one nightowl....
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[daripper]

LOL!!!! now that one was really funny
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[arabian_knight]

That was a good one

[drastija]

gooood
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[SG1_Fan]

Good one !

[phil6580]

Nice.

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[disneygirl1997]

very nice nightowl like it nearly fell off my chair
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