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SG1_Fan
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband
stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone." |
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daripper
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LOL!!!!! good one sounds about right 
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nightowl
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| Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 8:59 pm Post subject: |
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Very good , I liked that one 
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drastija
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| Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 7:49 am Post subject: |
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LOL
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nonini
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| Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:21 am Post subject: |
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| hehehe lol |
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herk
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| Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 12:23 pm Post subject: |
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| nice. I like it. very funny. |
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flyers2thecup
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| Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 12:39 pm Post subject: |
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| HAHA! nice. |
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blknight3
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| Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 4:03 pm Post subject: |
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ROFL I llike this one
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sawtooth
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phil6580
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| Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 3:32 pm Post subject: |
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| Yip defo sounds right. |
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annarere1960
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| Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 9:16 pm Post subject: |
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ROFLOL
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kat
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funny |
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bobflemming
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nice one LOL
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