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nightowl Limited Membership
Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 1976 Location: canada
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 6:14 pm Post subject: Tough Surgery |
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Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room in the hospital. As they were getting to know each other a little bit, Sammy eventually asked Tim, “Hey, what're you in for?”
“I'm getting my tonsils out. I'm a little worried,” said Tim.
“Oh, don't worry about it," Sammy said. "I had my tonsils out and it was a blast! I got to eat all the ice cream and Jell-O I wanted for two weeks!”
“Oh yeah?'' replied Tim. “That's not half-bad. So, Sammy, how about you? What're you here for?”
“I'm getting a circumcision, whatever that is,” Sammy answered.
“Oh my god, circumcision? I got one of those when I was a baby and I couldn't walk for almost two years!” _________________
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daripper *Resident Artist
Joined: 25 Apr 2005 Posts: 3144 Location: TN. USA
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:46 pm Post subject: |
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yikes LOL!!!! _________________ Site Moderator
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drastija Exceptional Member
Joined: 13 Nov 2006 Posts: 955 Location: Osijek, Croatia
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Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 11:24 am Post subject: |
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LOL _________________ "Once you have flown, you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward,
for there you have been, there you long to return."
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blknight3 Lifetime Member
Joined: 19 May 2005 Posts: 1254 Location: Canada
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Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 8:02 pm Post subject: |
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ROFL!!!! _________________ For every person with a spark of genius, there are a hundred with ignition trouble. |
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Uinat Exceptional Member
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