Mistress Appreciation

 
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 1:00 am    Post subject: Mistress Appreciation Reply with quote

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this
absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband
a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away.

His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?"

"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a
divorce."

"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a
divorce it means
that you don't get any more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in
Barbados,
no more summers in Tuscany, no more Ferraris and Lexus's in the garage and
no more yacht club.But the decision is yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his
arm.

"Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.

"That's his mistress," says her husband.

"Ours is prettier," she replies.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 8:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL!!!! good one Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 12:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's what I call a pragmatist. Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 10:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing LOL Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 5:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

haha. man, that husband has some balls. I guess he has a iron clad pre-nup.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing
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