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headphonesman Valued Member
Joined: 13 Oct 2005 Posts: 121 Location: UK
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Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 1:00 am Post subject: Mistress Appreciation |
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A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this
absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband
a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away.
His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a
divorce."
"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a
divorce it means
that you don't get any more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in
Barbados,
no more summers in Tuscany, no more Ferraris and Lexus's in the garage and
no more yacht club.But the decision is yours."
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his
arm.
"Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.
"Ours is prettier," she replies. _________________ ....
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"You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me" |
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daripper *Resident Artist
Joined: 25 Apr 2005 Posts: 3144 Location: TN. USA
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Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 8:53 pm Post subject: |
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LOL!!!! good one _________________ Site Moderator
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sawtooth Exceptional Member
Joined: 27 Apr 2005 Posts: 874 Location: North Carolina
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Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 12:23 am Post subject: |
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That's what I call a pragmatist. |
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drastija Exceptional Member
Joined: 13 Nov 2006 Posts: 955 Location: Osijek, Croatia
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Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 10:39 am Post subject: |
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LOL _________________ "Once you have flown, you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward,
for there you have been, there you long to return."
Leonardo da Vinci |
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herk Exceptional Member
Joined: 22 Apr 2005 Posts: 355
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Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 5:15 pm Post subject: |
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haha. man, that husband has some balls. I guess he has a iron clad pre-nup. |
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Uinat Exceptional Member
Joined: 09 Feb 2006 Posts: 340 Location: Selo Veselo
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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:43 am Post subject: |
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