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annarere1960
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Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet 20 thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!" Then she hollered, "Yes! Yes! I won! I won!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know, I thought you were watching!"
Moral: Not all blonde's are dumb, but all men are men.
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kveits007
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And that is the truth
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And yeas, we are...   |
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hondaMC
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| I think it's in our primal nature...... |
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SG1_Fan
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It just goes to prove all we think about it money and naked women and when there's naked women around we don't care about money  |
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daripper
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LOL!!!! good one sounds about right
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sawtooth
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drastija
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LOL
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Ha Ha - good one  |
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headphonesman
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great that evens up the balance ------or maybe even tips it............
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