Thoughts for Today (Part Deux)

[blknight3]

Thoughts For the Day (or Aphorisms For Our Time)

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull * before.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with.

Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.

Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.

Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.

The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as warning to others.

Ray's Law: You can't fall off the floor. (Love this one)

Paranoids are people too; they have their own problems. It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.

Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. (Isn't this the truth)

To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.

Two wrongs are only the beginning.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

Change is inevitable....except from vending machines.

Money can't buy love. But it CAN rent a very close imitation.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

A day without sunshine is like, night.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Most people lost in thought are in unfamiliar territory.

When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
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[daripper]

LOL!!!! some good ones in there
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[drastija]

LOL
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[Uinat]

truly a wisdom...

[sawtooth]