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headphonesman Valued Member
Joined: 13 Oct 2005 Posts: 121 Location: UK
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Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 3:16 pm Post subject: Yep ! - They surely will |
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Abraham and Esther always wanted to see Australia. For
their 40th anniversary they decided to go.
They were enjoying the flight when the pilot announced:
"I'm afraid I have some bad news, Ladies and Gentlemen. Our
engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an
emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below
us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the
odds of ever being rescued are very slim."
Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane landed
safely on the island.
Abe, still shaken from the landing, asked Esther, "Did we send
our $15,000.00 check to the I.R.S. yet?"
"No, sweetheart," she responded.
"So, did we pay our American Express card yet?"
"OH, I forgot to mail it!"
"So, did you send the checks for the Visa and Mastercard?"
"Forgive me Abie, I didn't do that either."
Abe hugged her and gave her the biggest kiss in 40 years.
Esther pulled away and asked, "What was that for?"
Abe answered, "They'll find us!" _________________ ....
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"You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me" |
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fatheralice Donator
Joined: 03 Oct 2005 Posts: 320 Location: uk
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Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 11:12 am Post subject: |
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LOL - Good One! |
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drastija Exceptional Member
Joined: 13 Nov 2006 Posts: 955 Location: Osijek, Croatia
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Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 1:33 pm Post subject: |
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LOL _________________ "Once you have flown, you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward,
for there you have been, there you long to return."
Leonardo da Vinci |
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blknight3 Lifetime Member
Joined: 19 May 2005 Posts: 1254 Location: Canada
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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 7:06 am Post subject: |
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Yeah they Probably will.. Especially the I.R.S. _________________ For every person with a spark of genius, there are a hundred with ignition trouble. |
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daripper *Resident Artist
Joined: 25 Apr 2005 Posts: 3144 Location: TN. USA
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Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:55 am Post subject: |
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LOL!!!!! no doubt they will be found _________________ Site Moderator
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