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movienut50
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 Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 6:15 am Post subject: MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD |
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"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
'Yes. What can I do for you?"
"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith...He's hidin'
marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside
them logs, but he's hidin' it there.."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They
search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
They sneer at Virgil and leave.
Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
"Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep!"
"Happy Birthday, buddy!"
(Rednecks know how to git-R-dun). |
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daripper
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| Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:37 pm Post subject: |
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LOL!!! that was great loved it 
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herk
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| Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 6:14 pm Post subject: |
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| haha, that's pretty funny. |
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drastija
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| Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 2:06 pm Post subject: |
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LOL
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bobflemming
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| Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:39 pm Post subject: |
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nice one - gonna tell that to my redneck buddy 
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