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blknight3 Lifetime Member
Joined: 19 May 2005 Posts: 1254 Location: Canada
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 8:31 am Post subject: Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008 |
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Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky .. Not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. (thought of a few here)
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought For 2008
We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Dept. of Agriculture in charge of Immigration. _________________ For every person with a spark of genius, there are a hundred with ignition trouble.
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1Bullet Artist
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 1:04 am Post subject: |
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those are grrrrrr8. |
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fatheralice Donator
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 4:03 am Post subject: |
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I like those - Thanks for sharing |
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dellboy69 Donator
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 5:06 am Post subject: |
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They are good, I like no 8 |
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daripper *Resident Artist
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 4:59 pm Post subject: |
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LOL!!! good ones _________________ Site Moderator
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drastija Exceptional Member
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:58 pm Post subject: |
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LOL _________________ "Once you have flown, you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward,
for there you have been, there you long to return."
Leonardo da Vinci |
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herk Exceptional Member
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:45 pm Post subject: |
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good ones. thx. |
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Uinat Exceptional Member
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Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 3:39 am Post subject: |
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Excellent. I like... |
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ComputerDog Lifetime Member
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:12 pm Post subject: |
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ROFL
Thanks for sharing.
- CD |
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sawtooth Exceptional Member
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 10:50 pm Post subject: |
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Very good. |
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