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blknight3 Lifetime Member
Joined: 19 May 2005 Posts: 1254 Location: Canada
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Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 7:08 am Post subject: SAYING GOODBYE TO MOTHER...... |
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We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.
We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house.
The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird.
My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, "He's just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother."
A few minutes later, I get into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," I said, as we drove away. "That stupid b***h was hiding under the bed I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat * downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"
The cab driver hit a parked car. _________________ For every person with a spark of genius, there are a hundred with ignition trouble. |
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tkboxer Resident Artist
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_________________ No matter how many times you try...you can't clone the dirt off your screen. |
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sawtooth Exceptional Member
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daripper *Resident Artist
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LOL!!!! good one _________________ Site Moderator
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hondaMC Donator
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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 3:26 pm Post subject: |
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You've made my day, Blknight. Really good one |
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Uinat Exceptional Member
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ComputerDog Lifetime Member
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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 6:33 pm Post subject: |
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Really good. |
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drastija Exceptional Member
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Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 8:14 am Post subject: |
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LOL _________________ "Once you have flown, you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward,
for there you have been, there you long to return."
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