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Fejinwales
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Two ladies walking home from a party one night when they both suddenly needed to go to the toilet. As The cemetery was near by and as it was deserted they decided to use it.
Each squatted behind a gravestone and did their business. When they were done they realised that neither of them had any toilet paper, so the first lady used her knickers, the second lady, not wearing any, used a wreath she found propped on the gravestone behind which she was squatting.
The next evening both their husbands were having a drink in the bar, the first one says: “I have to keep an eye on my wife, she came home last night with no knickers on!”.
The second man replies: “You think you have a problem – I found a card in the crack of my wife’s buttocks which read ‘We will never forget you – from all the boys at the fire Station”.
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daripper
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| Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:40 pm Post subject: |
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LOL!!!!! 
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tkboxer
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| Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:39 am Post subject: |
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Now thats funny!
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hondaMC
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| Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 1:00 pm Post subject: |
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| Just heard that one in swedish the other day, it's funny in both languages |
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drastija
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| Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 11:06 am Post subject: |
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LOL
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Uinat
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| Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:57 am Post subject: |
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| rofl |
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fatheralice
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| Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:23 pm Post subject: |
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| LOL!! That is funny! |
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