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blknight3 Lifetime Member
Joined: 19 May 2005 Posts: 1254 Location: Canada
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Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 7:32 am Post subject: Italian Pregnacy |
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An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did this
to you? I want to know!'
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari
stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of a Ferrari and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells
them: 'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take
charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of
her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000
bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'
At this point, the father, who had remained silent holding a shot gun,
places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him.
'You a'gonna try again.'! _________________ For every person with a spark of genius, there are a hundred with ignition trouble. |
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SG1_Fan Donator
Joined: 03 May 2005 Posts: 282 Location: United States Pennsylvania
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Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:58 am Post subject: |
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I've seen this before but it still gave me a good laugh
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Uinat Exceptional Member
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Boneapart Resident Artist
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Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 3:07 pm Post subject: |
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Couldn't stop laughing at this one...
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fatheralice Donator
Joined: 03 Oct 2005 Posts: 320 Location: uk
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 11:57 am Post subject: |
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HAHA!!
Good One! |
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drastija Exceptional Member
Joined: 13 Nov 2006 Posts: 955 Location: Osijek, Croatia
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Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 5:51 am Post subject: |
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LOL _________________ "Once you have flown, you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward,
for there you have been, there you long to return."
Leonardo da Vinci |
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