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PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2009 8:12 pm    Post subject: Marriage Reply with quote

BEFORE MARRIAGE

John - Ah...At last.I can hardly wait!

Jane - Do you want me to leave?

John - No! Don't even think about it.

Jane - Do you love me?

John - Of course! Always have and always will!

Jane - Have you ever cheated on me?

John - No! Why are you even asking?

Jane - Will you kiss me?

John - Every chance I get!

Jane - Will you hit me?

John - Hell no! Are you crazy?!

Jane - Can I trust you?

John - Yes

Jane - Darling!


AFTER MARRIAGE

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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2009 1:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not really that funny, but true enough.
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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 6:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

unfotruantly true
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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 12:26 pm    Post subject: 29 Years of Bliss Reply with quote

I have been married for almost 29 years, and I can honestly say that it is more rewarding today than ever. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 10:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You are a lucky man.
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