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 Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 3:09 pm Post subject: The 100 MPH Goat |
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The 100 MPH Goat
Two Tennessee rednecks are out hunting, and as they are
walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground.
They approach it and are amazed by the size of it.
The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole;
I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is."
The second hunter says," I don't know, let's throw something
down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."
The first hunter says, "There's this old automobile transmission
here,
give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see".
So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two and
three, and throw it in the hole.
They are standing there listening and looking
over the edge and
they hear a rustling in the brush behind them.
As they turn around they see a goat come
crashing through the brush,
run up to the hole and with no hesitation, jump
in head first.
While they are standing there looking at each
other, looking in the hole
and trying to figure out what that was all
about, an old farmer walks up.
"Say there," says the farmer, "you fellers
didn't happen to see my goat
around here anywhere, did you?"
The first hunter says, " Funny you should ask,
but we were just standing
here a minute ago and a goat came running out
of the bushes doin'
about a hunert miles an hour and jumped
headfirst into this hole here!"
The old farmer said, "That's impossible.
I had him chained to a transmission!" |
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