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BEFORE MARRIAGE
John - Ah...At last.I can hardly wait!
Jane - Do you want me to leave?
John - No! Don't even think about it.
Jane - Do you love me?
John - Of course! Always have and always will!
Jane - Have you ever cheated on me?
John - No! Why are you even asking?
Jane - Will you kiss me?
John - Every chance I get!
Jane - Will you hit me?
John - Hell no! Are you crazy?!
Jane - Can I trust you?
John - Yes
Jane - Darling!
AFTER MARRIAGE
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sawtooth
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| Not really that funny, but true enough. |
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Uinat
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| Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 6:51 am Post subject: |
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| unfotruantly true |
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DVDCoverArt
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| Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 12:26 pm Post subject: 29 Years of Bliss |
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I have been married for almost 29 years, and I can honestly say that it is more rewarding today than ever. 
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sawtooth
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| Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 10:34 pm Post subject: |
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| You are a lucky man. |
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