future wife's little sister....

flyers2thecup · Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 5:40 am Post subject: future wife's little sister....

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over
a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
only one little thing bothering me. It was her
beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two,
wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra less.

One day "little" sister called and asked me to come
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone
when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just
once before I got married and committed my life to her
sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a
word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and
if you want one last wild fling, just come up and
get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I
watched her go up the stairs.

When she reached the top she pulled off her
panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood
there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
straight to the front door.

I opened the door, and headed straight towards
my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law
hugged me and said, we are very happy that you have
passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better
man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.

tkboxer · Resident Artist Joined: 15 May 2005 Posts: 1610

Good one, now thats funny!
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annarere1960 · Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 6:56 am Post subject:

i had to read that one twice.........rofl........ Very Happy

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blknight3 · Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 12:58 pm Post subject:

Now I love that ending!!! ROFL Laughing

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dellboy69 · Donator Joined: 25 Apr 2005 Posts: 99 Location: Britain

That's a cracker !!!!
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1Bullet · Artist Joined: 22 Apr 2005 Posts: 265

PMSL ,good one

phil6580 · Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 2:18 am Post subject:

ROFL. Very funny Flyers didn't see that coming. Laughing

arabian_knight · Lifetime Member Joined: 05 May 2005 Posts: 251

That was a very clever one.....good place to keep them Very Happy

daripper · Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 12:53 pm Post subject:

LOL!!! good one Laughing

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SG1_Fan · Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 10:42 am Post subject:

great 1 i'm going to remember this ,may need it someday

BigBalloon · Lifetime Member Joined: 24 Apr 2005 Posts: 747

very good .... never saw that comin
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nightowl · Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:08 pm Post subject:

very good flyers...liked it Very Happy

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herk · Exceptional Member Joined: 22 Apr 2005 Posts: 355

ahahah. that's great. I need to start keeping condoms in my car now too. Smile

ComputerDog · Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 7:45 pm Post subject:

That was great!

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Meshmeshta · Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 4:54 pm Post subject:

This was a good one flyers Laughing

I should have thought of keeping them in my car when I was with my ex-girl friend Twisted Evil

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