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		| flyers2thecup Resident Artist
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 5:40 am    Post subject: future wife's little sister.... |   |  
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				| My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
 only one little thing bothering me. It was her
 beautiful younger sister.
 
 My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two,
 wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra less.
 
 One day "little" sister called and asked me to come
 over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone
 when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had
 feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
 
 She told me that she wanted to make love to me just
 once before I got married and committed my life to her
 sister.
 
 Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a
 word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and
 if you want one last wild fling, just come up and
 get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I
 watched her go up the stairs.
 
 When she reached the top she pulled off her
 panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood
 there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
 straight to the front door.
 
 I opened the door, and headed straight towards
 my car.
 
 Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
 outside, all clapping!
 
 With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law
 hugged me and said, we are very happy that you have
 passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better
 man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
 
 And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.
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		| tkboxer Resident Artist
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 6:23 am    Post subject: |   |  
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				| Good one, now thats funny! _________________
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		| annarere1960 *Member
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 6:56 am    Post subject: |   |  
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				| i had to read that one twice.........rofl........          _________________
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		| blknight3 Lifetime Member
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 12:58 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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				| Now I love that ending!!! ROFL      _________________
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		| dellboy69 Donator
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 1:14 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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				| That's a cracker !!!! 
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		| 1Bullet Artist
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 11:45 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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				| PMSL ,good one |  | 
	
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		| phil6580 Donator
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 2:18 am    Post subject: |   |  
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				| ROFL. Very funny Flyers didn't see that coming.  |  | 
	
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		| arabian_knight Lifetime Member
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 10:52 am    Post subject: |   |  
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				|  That was a very clever one.....good place to keep them  |  | 
	
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		| daripper *Resident Artist
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 12:53 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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				| LOL!!! good one    _________________
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		| sawtooth Exceptional Member
 
  
  
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		| SG1_Fan Donator
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 10:42 am    Post subject: |   |  
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				| great 1 i'm going to remember this ,may need it someday |  | 
	
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		| BigBalloon Lifetime Member
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 3:34 am    Post subject: |   |  
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				| very good .... never saw that comin _________________
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		| nightowl Limited Membership
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:08 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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				|  very good flyers...liked it    _________________
 
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		| herk Exceptional Member
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 5:36 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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				| ahahah. that's great. I need to start keeping condoms in my car now too.  |  | 
	
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		| ComputerDog Lifetime Member
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 7:45 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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				|    That was great! 
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		| Meshmeshta Lifetime Member
 
  
  
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				|  Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 4:54 pm    Post subject: |   |  
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				| This was a good one flyers       I should have thought of keeping them in my car when I was with my ex-girl friend
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