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headphonesman Valued Member
Joined: 13 Oct 2005 Posts: 121 Location: UK
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 9:05 am Post subject: better to maintain the status quo...... |
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The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be
THE Man of Your House."
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you
need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You
will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my
meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are
going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want.
Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You
will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you
will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to
dress me and comb my hair?"
The wife replied, "The f---ing' funeral director would be my first
guess." _________________ ....
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"You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me" |
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kveits007 Lifetime Member
Joined: 23 Sep 2005 Posts: 342 Location: Ohio
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 10:09 am Post subject: |
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Funny joke _________________ Ken |
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fatheralice Donator
Joined: 03 Oct 2005 Posts: 320 Location: uk
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 1:40 am Post subject: |
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LOL - thanks for sharing! |
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nightowl Limited Membership
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:40 am Post subject: |
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good one _________________
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drastija Exceptional Member
Joined: 13 Nov 2006 Posts: 955 Location: Osijek, Croatia
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:48 am Post subject: |
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LOL _________________ "Once you have flown, you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward,
for there you have been, there you long to return."
Leonardo da Vinci |
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daripper *Resident Artist
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:54 pm Post subject: |
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LOL!!!! _________________ Site Moderator
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Anonymous Guest
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 6:22 am Post subject: |
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Sounds like my house....sadly... |
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phil6580 Donator
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 3:00 am Post subject: |
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LMAO. |
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Uinat Exceptional Member
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 3:23 am Post subject: |
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