better to maintain the status quo......

 
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 9:05 am    Post subject: better to maintain the status quo...... Reply with quote

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be

THE Man of Your House."



He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you
need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You
will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my
meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are
going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want.
Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You
will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you
will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to
dress me and comb my hair?"




The wife replied, "The f---ing' funeral director would be my first
guess."
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 10:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Funny joke
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 1:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL - thanks for sharing! Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing good one
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very Happy LOL Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL!!!! Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 6:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sounds like my house....sadly...
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 3:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LMAO. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 3:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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